May 2009
17 posts
“A date is not a date until you kiss.”
– Shawn, Season 3
April 2009
27 posts
Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
Cory: [to Feeny] It's hard to imagine you as a kid. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
the fiancee game!! =D lol
Topanga: (Showing box) The Fiancée Game. It’s for engaged couples.
Rachel: Oh, I was almost engaged once. We planned out whole futures together. I hope he dies…
Eric: (To Cory & Topanga) We don’t actually have to be engaged to play the game, do we?
Rachel: (Rambling to self) Not just dies, burns…
Eric: (To Cory & Topanga) Cause that’d be okay with me.
Rachel: (Rambling to self) I wanna step on his face with a golf shoe.
Eric: (Cheerfully) That’s very hostile. Will you marry me?
Rachel: Hey, why not? We already live together, right?
Eric: That’s right, yeah. (Turns to Cory & Topanga) We’ve actually been living together since she moved in. You guys are gonna be toast.
Topanga: Cory and I have been together for seventeen years!
Cory: We’ll kick your butts.
Topanga: Now all we need is somebody to read the questions.
Eric: Hmm! No problemo, hold on. (Turns to table where Feeny is sitting) Feeny. I say F-F-F-F-Feeny! Come on, George Feeny, don’t act like you don’t know me! We need you over here, hang on, get to steppin’. (To Rachel, Cory and Topanga) Hey guys, this is gonna be great, this dude can totally read.
Feeny: Eric, I’ve told you a thousand times. (Grabs his collar) Leave me alone. (He and Eric exchange grins) (To rest) Afternoon, all. How can I help?
Topanga: We’re playing a game and we want you to be the moderator.
Feeny: You interrupted my quiet cup of coffee for– (sees box) Ooh! The Fiancée Game. Good-y! Okay couples, take your seats and let’s play the Fiancée Game!
Topanga: (To Cory) This is gonna be so much fun.
Cory: Eric, wanna play a game?
Eric: Oh, whaddya got, Perquacki?
[SCENE – Student café. Cory is reading a magazine. Topanga, approaching from behind, covers his eyes.]
Cory: Oh, I’d know those hands anywhere. Shawn. (Topanga looks less than pleased, Cory turns around) How ya doing, honey? Sorry, I was just hoping it’d be Shawn.
Topanga: I know you’re worried about him.
Cory: Yeah, I mean, since his dad’s funeral I can’t reach him, I don’t know what to do.
Topanga: Well, I have something that might cheer you up. (Opens backpack)
Cory: (Jumps up excitedly) Is it Shawn?
“(Seriously) You always do this. Over and over and over again. You come into...”
– Shawn
“I don’t want to end up making promises that I have no intentions of keeping or...”
– Boy Meets World (via breethinkstoomuch)
Topanga: Just tell me what you see in the painting, Cory.
Cory: [peers at Starry Night] I see an attack.
Topanga: An attack?
Cory: An attack from another world.
Topanga: An attack from another world. All right, let's look again. What about the relationship between God and man?
Cory: Oh, okay. I was about to get there. See, God, unhappy with how some particular humans treat other particular humans who love them, has decided it's the end of the world. And I think he's right.
Topanga: God is protecting the people in this little town! They live their lives and they come out of their houses, and they see this sky and they know God's protection and love. And that everything will be all right.
Cory: Listen, how do you expect me to see good in anything when I feel so bad in here?
[indicates heart]
Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
